You sick fuckers won’t believe what we have in store for you today. You would probably think you hit some kind of jackpot if you love Interracial porn. BlacksOnBlondes doesn’t exactly offer Interracial Porn. As the name suggests they feature videos where smoking hot Blondes are nailed by Black guys. I personally have a inferiority complex to Black men. Why? C’mon dawg do I even need to tell you this? Blacks have the largest fucking dicks in the world. If my girlfriend gets fucked by a black guy she won’t ever call me again and knowing the kind of whore she is I’m always fucking worried. Man I miss being a kid. No worries about getting paid, no worry about getting laid.
It would be pretty cool if we could all start old and get younger, like on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. That way when we retire we would be young enough we could actually enjoy it. The only downside is that I guess our nursing home and funeral would be in our mother’s vaginas. While I think most people like the idea of people â€˜cummingâ€™ (pun intended) to their funeral when they die, I think the thought of all their friends and family cramming (and cumming) themselves into their mother’s vagina is pretty unsettling. Just saying…
Let’s talk about Blacks on Blondes now. They are owned by Dogfart network. I know the name is kinda sickening and weird. How ever believe me when I say that they have one of the best porn network in the whole fucking industry. Yes, you have to pay to access their content but come on dawg we are living in 2018 (oops 2019) now and everyone wants to earn some bread. We’ve been told since our childhood that “All the best things in life are actually free” but let me tell you the guy who said this was either a sterile virgin who had erectile dysfunction or a Hugh Hefner type of guy who could fuck a girl just as easily as we fart.
Consisting of over 881 absolute amazing videos of Beautiful blondes getting screwed and banged by blacks I consider them to be absolutely worthy of my money. I don’t usually pay for my porn and to be honest I was a bit skeptical about buying a premium account here but boy if i hadn’t bought an account here I would have made one of the most silliest mistake of my life (even more sillier than letting my best friend fuck my girlfriend).
Let me tell you how much you’ll have to pay to access the DogFart network. It’s 29.99$/month if you buy the membership for one month, 16.66$/month if you buy the membership for 3 months and 8.33$/month if you buy the membership for 12 months. Third one is the best option according to me and the one that I chose. If you choose to spend your money on the new Louis Vuitton jacket instead of Dogfart network then that is about as dumb as standing in front of a bull wearing nothing but a red, leather jockstrap made of his mother. (PS:- If you really want some offensive irony, try fucking a sheep, while wearing a sheep-skin condom.)
Website design of Blacks on Blondes is amazingly perfect. Everything is just as it should be. The background has been colored black and the content has been posted on top of it. There is adequate spacing between the videos which adds to the beauty of this site. You don’t have to worry about being bothered by advertisements either. That’s the most important benefit of browsing a premium porn site. They ask for money right on your face. Instead of stealing from your back pocket through advertisements like the Government.
BlacksOnBlondes has also provided a list of top 20 pornstars and as I expected it is topped by my favorite and the most beautiful porn star in the whole fucking world Adriana Chechik with a rating of 9.73 (should have been 10 man!) she is followed in second place by Natasha Nice who has a rating of 9.66 Phew that’s some close competition there.
While most of you lazy assholes were spending your new year drinking beer BlacksOnBlondes were busy uploading more content on their site. Their latest upload stars Addison Lee and boi she is a sex goddess. I swear I would sell my liver, kidney and brain, fuck I would even sell one of my nuts just to fuck her once. I feel jealous of that black muscular hunk who was slamming her on the couch. Yours truly wish he was black too.
Oh just in case you’re a black guy reading this review let me tell you they have a career option available for you. I’m not joking! If you scroll through to the bottom of the homepage you’ll see the following text written in white. “Blacks on Blondes is looking for the next Big Black Cock in the interracial porn industry, Do you have what it takes? If yes click here”.
As soon as you click on the hyperlink you’ll be redirected to a form filling page where you’ll have to fill in your details and include some of your pictures. Don’t worry you don’t have to send a dick pic. There is a catch though. You need to have a dick size of at least 8 inches to even be considered for the job. Don’t fill in wrong information because there is nothing more shameful than filling in your size as 8 inches when you actually have a 6 inch dick.
At the top of the homepage there is an option named “Jump to the scene”. It allows you to jump straight to the porn videos of your favorite model without any sophistication.
BlacksOnBlondes are absolutely worth every fucking penny that they ask for and we recommend you to buy the premium account right now. Meanwhile keep browsing Snaggys and keep jerking that meat boi.
BREAKING NEWS! WITH ONE SUBSCRIPTION YOU GET ACCESS TO *drum-droll* ALL THEIR 22 PREMIUM WEBSITES!
Features top porn models
Dedicated to interracial porn
High quality content available
Amazing website design and layout
Costs money but it’s well worth it.